AYO! wheres the bear? 

what?? the bear?

ya the bear !

o it's over there in the cooler by richie.

not bear --! the bear! grrrr

o hahaha i thought you meant the bear!! - he said he may come by later

Nate Schierholtz won't be playing professional baseball anytime soon.

The former Giants outfielder is suspended 80 games after testing positive for the growth hormone Ibutamoren, MLB announced on Friday.

San Francisco drafted Schierholtz in the second round of the 2003 draft.

He made his big-league debut on June 11, 2007.

Schierholtz appeared in 137 regular season games during the Giants' 2010 run to the World Series title.

Over 115 games in 2011, he hit .278 with nine home runs and 41 RBI.

The Giants traded him to Philly in July 2012 in the deal that brought Hunter Pence to San Francisco.

Schierholtz last played in 2014 with the Nationals. Against the Orange and Black in the NLDS, he went 1-for-1 with two walks.

i can't wait to be at the show having so much fun w everyone

please dont touch me or my work computer ever again

the art of banksy

just exited through the gift shop at the banksy exhibition in amsterdam. what an ironic clusterfuck. as an (cringe) artist I feel pretty conflicted about banksy, I like his work and street art is a cool modern medium that he definitely took to the mainstream (good/bad/whatever), but how effective is your anti capitalist message/movement when you've made yourself a millionaire out of it. it's the snow-piercer dilemma, once you fight the system all the way to the top you find that you are exactly where you were always supposed to end up. the tienaman square tank piece he has (where in this case the protester is simply directing the tanks to the dept store sale or something) comes to mind, and just reinforces that whatever statement or status quo defying rebellion you think you're taking part in, you're exactly where you were placed and intended to be. that is the nature of capitalism I suppose, our darkest desires can be fulfilled if what we provide is in high enough demand. if we are aware of this does it somehow give us an upper hand at fighting the power? or are we now more prone to complacency and giving in, getting ours, and playing the game because there is no other choice. whether he is totally self aware or entirely hypocritical is moot. banksy has his anonymity, and his money. in this day and age these are by far the two most valuable things.. besides like.. love or whatever.

(puts guy Fawkes mask on) is banksy a government conspiracy? is he some edge lord making obvious social commentary to feel superior and somehow outside of the machine? who cares, he paints some pretty pictures. all in all was it worth €19? fuck no. banksy still p whack. 

rip art. 

can't wait til all the food is produced by robots in skyscraper farms

it was a frenzy it was like watching a shark eat im out of breath hahahahah we did we came up with you know like um sweet not savory stuff I think that’s what we did yes do they have smores you know like smore flavors ya something like salty and sweet there was something i sent in an email it was really funny ill have to show you ya yayaya ok and i did the journal saw that i saved it ahhh all of you guys were gone lucky i wasnt it was a bad experiment hehehe well thats not true that one was confusing especially ya alright and its still well i saw her so it ended up it was something between a pea and a grape